Adding geeds from high school so they can totes see how much better my life is than theirs now. TSM.
Adding geeds from high school so they can totes see how much better my life is than theirs now. TSM.
My 16th birthday party was asked to be on “My Super Sweet Sixteen” but I turned them down, I have more class than that. TSM.
There’s a reason Lilly doesn’t make a pattern for your sorority. TSM.
The woman’s rights movement was unnecessary. TSM.
My 7 year old sister told my Dad to take “the shitwagon” to bring home our 8 ft Christmas tree. The “shitwagon” is a 2009 Lexus rx300. TSM.
Depressed for no reason so I dropped $1000 at the mall. TSM.
Facebook chatting with a sister while she’s drunk while writing a letter about her to Standards. TSM.
Using my degree for something other than a wall decoration. TSM.
Why have a fratdaddy when you can have the starting quarterback? TSM.
I hate Obama for a lot of reasons but interrupting the Bachelorette is just unacceptable. TSM.
Poop is weight leaving the body. TSM.
We come from different states, go to different schools, and have joined different greek organizations, but today all our prayers go to the University of Alabama. TSM.
Picking out boys for my little. TSM.
Being referred to as a “tanorexic, elitist, North Face-wearing snob.” Thanks for calling me skinny, elite and fashionable, GDI. TSM.
My mood tomorrow will depend solely on whether or not my sorority is in the top 6 to get a Lilly print. TSM.
Being able to pull off wearing Chaco’s to class without looking like a granola-crunching, tree-hugging, Obama-loving lib. TSM.
Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10:00. TSM.
Having a Lilly coozie doesnt’t change the fact that you’re in a bottom-tier sorority. TSM.
I’m choosing Edward because Jacob wears jorts. TSM.
I never wear Uggs or sweatpants. TSM.