He proposed with a monogram necklace that had his last initial. TSM.
He proposed with a monogram necklace that had his last initial. TSM.
“Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.” TSM.
The sailboats are pink because I always get what I want. You’re welcome. TSM.
Boys are like PNMs: They think they pick us, but we pick them. TSM.
WHERE do all of my bobby pins go? TSM.
Feminists want to be treated as men’s equals. I want to be treated much better. TSM.
Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.
Wait… drinks cost money at the bar? TSM.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? TSM.
Always the ex-girlfriend the parents miss the most. TSM.
Being able to spot a Greek woman a mile away, even without her letters on. She has impeccable fashion sense, is in amazing shape, and walks with a confidence that comes with being an individual part of a collective, exclusive whole. TSM.
I wear heels bigger than your penis. TSM.
From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. TSM.
Not liking country music is a deal breaker. TSM.
A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been raised by a queen. TSM.
Picking your bridesmaids before you pick the groom. TSM.
Here’s to lack of sleep, blistered feet, and amazing new sisters at the end of the week. TSM.
The awkward moment when a GDI asks what a GDI is. TSM.
Before you can play “Say Yes To The Dress” you have to spend a lot of time playing “Say No To The Bro.” TSM.
Resorting to crash diets and eating disorders to get thin. NS. Eating healthy and working out every day. TSM.