Bragging about your Internet stalking abilities. TSM.
Bragging about your Internet stalking abilities. TSM.
Using “Do you know who my big is?” as an excuse for any and all behavior. TSM.
Every fraternity at your school following you on Twitter. TSM.
Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.
Drinking your calories and your feelings in the same night. TSM.
Work snaps by day, wine snaps by night. TSM.
Considering your most recent fraternity hookup to be a “political alliance.” TSM.
Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.
My mom passed away before I went to college so I never knew I was a legacy…and I ended up in her sorority anyway. TSM.
Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.