Listen here jizz stain, oou don’t get to talk about fleurs penis koozie. She”s my gf so it belongs to me. And that’s my copyrighted phrase that you can’t even spell right
Fleur, when I propose to you, I’m going to take you to Rome and we’ll go to the Trevi Fountain. Except I’m going to pay them to replace the water with creamy Velveeta cheese. We’ll sit on the edge while we enjoy a bowl of shells, and surprise, a ring is in yours. Romantic
Listen here jizz stain, oou don’t get to talk about fleurs penis koozie. She”s my gf so it belongs to me. And that’s my copyrighted phrase that you can’t even spell right
Fleur, when I propose to you, I’m going to take you to Rome and we’ll go to the Trevi Fountain. Except I’m going to pay them to replace the water with creamy Velveeta cheese. We’ll sit on the edge while we enjoy a bowl of shells, and surprise, a ring is in yours. Romantic
I have nothing to hide. Fleur blocked my number after I sent her too many pics of my weiner in a hot dog bun covered in ketchup and mustard.
Did this actually happen?? How did you get access to this conversation, Pearls? OMG!!!!
#inspired
Are y’all signaling for me throw footballs in your butts? I prefer the traditional pee, but why not
First girl gets it, second does not
She must be from Alpha Kappa Alpha
I yell my gossip through a megaphone in the quiet study area. Much more effective
This is so stupid but I like it
Went right over my head. Carry on
Sorry or not sorry? I don’t speak Spanish, hot piece. This is America. Please speak English or I won’t be able to troll effectively
Pearls, how do you have time to write so much?? Also, you forgot that he has to have a big #fratcock
The “Give Bama a Blowie and Rally” is my favorite, Rose
WRONG
SERIOUSLU FUCK THE FILTER
This TSM was not proofread!!!!!!!!!!
The filter is a pain in the ass
So he sounds like a smart guy
And anyone who thinks it was is a [email protected].