I love a good satire but this is just nasty and not funny at all. Putting down women who may be more quirky is not representative of the sisterhood we sorority women love to promote and value. It’s one thing to encourage women to be the best that they can be, but it’s entirely unacceptable to disparage and bully people who are different than you. This article is a massive turd that no amount of polishing can save.
What’s not up for debate is the fact that you are an atrocious writer who created a massive fail of a satire article. The whole point of satire is to be funny. Don’t quit your day job sweetheart, because you are not funny.
I love working out in norts and tshirts, but sorry, I am inclined to agree with this article. I love fashion and I always got compliments on my cute outfits because I put time into my appearance. Jackie O (or Kate for that matter) didn’t earn style icon status by wearing sweats everywhere instead of real clothes.
Where is Supernova Girl? That should be in the top 2.
All I’m saying is if you live in a glass house it’s not smart to be chucking rocks at people.
I love a good satire but this is just nasty and not funny at all. Putting down women who may be more quirky is not representative of the sisterhood we sorority women love to promote and value. It’s one thing to encourage women to be the best that they can be, but it’s entirely unacceptable to disparage and bully people who are different than you. This article is a massive turd that no amount of polishing can save.
What’s not up for debate is the fact that you are an atrocious writer who created a massive fail of a satire article. The whole point of satire is to be funny. Don’t quit your day job sweetheart, because you are not funny.
I swear this is my story. Mom was Zeta at my college, went AOII instead. No regrets at all 🙂
I’m from Florida but I come from a family from northerners and I am not “southern” in the least. I definitely relate to this list.
Agree 100%. Show love for the US, don’t embarrass us abroad.
Rihanna. NS.
Speaking from experience, Theta Chis make great husbands.
ALAM <3
Boo you whore.
So rich and famous, and yet so desperate and pathetic. Not to mention the most overrated singer of the past decade.
Oh and by the way-pajamas are extremely comfortable as well. That doesn’t mean they are acceptable to wear in public.
Agree 100%.
I love working out in norts and tshirts, but sorry, I am inclined to agree with this article. I love fashion and I always got compliments on my cute outfits because I put time into my appearance. Jackie O (or Kate for that matter) didn’t earn style icon status by wearing sweats everywhere instead of real clothes.
Desperate much?
TBM. Total Bitch Move.
Oooooo dream big!
Agreed. This isn’t undergrad anymore, time to step up your game and dress to impress.
That is a work of art!