Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Inventing the perfect boyfriend when an old high school flame asks if you're seeing anyone. TSM. I’m sure George Glass will be arriving soon. He did leave an email right? -17 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Wishing it were mandatory for guys to put their letters in their profiles. TSM. Almost like sex offenders. -17 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on The bartender pretending not to notice how bad your fake is. TSM. Because they are waiting for the %60 tip on the black AMEX. -15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on I don't drink vodka. It tastes like bad decisions. TSM. I can give you some protein that will help with that. -11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Naturally gravitating towards elevated surfaces. TSM. Be sure to have the right shoes!! -20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Red lipstick being your "secret weapon." TSM. I’ll stick to my chloroform… -12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Crashing a fraternity formal. TSM. What’s w/ the font being different? -23 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Never having a one-night stand because they ALWAYS come back for seconds. TSM. Be sure to keep things in moderation. -13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Your brother having a list of pledges who will give you rides when you're home for break. TSM. There better be carriages… -15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Feeling personally offended when a show you watch makes fun of Greek life. TSM. You should take a Valium. -11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on "I'm going to office hours with my TA," actually meaning, "I'm going to hook up with with my TA in the office." TSM. Happy Holidays! -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on He wined and dined me, but I took his bed and he got the couch. TSM. I’m sure you get bedbug bites? -11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Grandfather bought me a car for Christmas. I made him a cooler to thank him. TSM. $60 arts and crafts project for a gift that is $10k+? -8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Sneaking the wine bottles your big bought you into the house in your Vera Messenger. TSM. Total Alki Move. -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on The male barista at Starbucks paying for your drink while your boyfriend waits outside in the car. TSM. Please tell me it wasn’t a skinny pumpkin spice latte… -10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Your sorority's symbol being on the new $100 dollar bill.… The Iluminati got ya covered. -7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Monogramming your gingerbread house. TSM. Total OCD Move. -11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on My shopping is not cheaper than therapy. TSM. Addiction will last longer than your purchases. -6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Conference calls at 3am to discuss whether or not to accept a booty call. TSM. Did you take your BC pill? Are you tired of BOB? then yes -13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Fratty the Broman 10 years ago on Choosing to swallow, so you don't have to clean up a mess. TSM. Hey, protein is protein. 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I’m sure George Glass will be arriving soon. He did leave an email right?
Almost like sex offenders.
Because they are waiting for the %60 tip on the black AMEX.
I can give you some protein that will help with that.
Be sure to have the right shoes!!
I’ll stick to my chloroform…
What’s w/ the font being different?
Be sure to keep things in moderation.
There better be carriages…
You should take a Valium.
Happy Holidays!
I’m sure you get bedbug bites?
$60 arts and crafts project for a gift that is $10k+?
Total Alki Move.
Please tell me it wasn’t a skinny pumpkin spice latte…
The Iluminati got ya covered.
Total OCD Move.
Addiction will last longer than your purchases.
Did you take your BC pill? Are you tired of BOB? then yes
Hey, protein is protein.