Everyone calling you by the name of your alter ego when you get drunk. TSM.

Getting sent to standards when you are head of standards. TSM.

Finding it ironic that guys ask you to haze their pledges when you would never think of hazing your own. TSM.

On composite day, I look ready for formal from the neck up and ready for the gym from the neck down. TSM.

Taylor Swift referencing “Mean Girls” in her Blank Space video. TSM.

Having a cuter “how we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.