One of my biggest fears has always been not finding a job after graduation and being forced to work at Hooters to pay off my loans. Also that last line is far too true!
Huh. It’s like you read my mind Kellie. I was just thinking about how much I hate the bitch that screwed me over on the group project we did together last semester.
I’m so happy you guys are starting to write funny articles, short stories, and satire! I’m also a little sad though because now I’m thinking of hottie Danny Regs *sniffle*.
I’m not trying to call you out or anything because this, like most stories, made me think, “ehmagosh, we’d totally be besties,” but I don’t get the ending. Are there farmer markets open at night where you live or do you just do hardcore day drinking?
So I guess you and Intern Wes will only just be friends after all…
Time to get white girl wasted!
“Fuck you, Dan Regester”? More like Fuck ME, Dan Regester! Am I right???
This is the best news I’ve heard since Grandex’s Mass Exodus!
*flashback to HS when I wasn’t hot and boys didn’t like me*
One of my biggest fears has always been not finding a job after graduation and being forced to work at Hooters to pay off my loans. Also that last line is far too true!
*cough* rehire The Rachels and or Christina. I’m still not over what happened in November. RIP TSM staff and Boosh *cough*
Huh. It’s like you read my mind Kellie. I was just thinking about how much I hate the bitch that screwed me over on the group project we did together last semester.
Same here.
#teambacon for life!!!!! (Even if he doesn’t work here anymore *sniffle*)
No words….
Accurate, only my GDI roommate freshman year was ten thousand times more rude and annoying about the process.
When I was 7 and I found out my sister was getting a little I cried because I thought she was replacing me.
I’m so happy you guys are starting to write funny articles, short stories, and satire! I’m also a little sad though because now I’m thinking of hottie Danny Regs *sniffle*.
I really hope this is the beginning of TSM having stories like TGDAG on PGP or the countless stories Dillon and Rob have created!!!! * excited snaps *
Thanks for clarifying! Hhahah “or I’m getting a sugar daddy,” that’s hilarious!
Also if you were really “blacked out” how do you remember it?
I’m not trying to call you out or anything because this, like most stories, made me think, “ehmagosh, we’d totally be besties,” but I don’t get the ending. Are there farmer markets open at night where you live or do you just do hardcore day drinking?
Yup, and for me personally neither taste good going down.
YAS! They are literally my favorites!