If that is really Engaged and underage in her picture she is hot as hell. That is all.
I would fight off a pack of silver back gorillas wielding only a wiffle bat, would walk across the entire Sahara desert with my legs tied together, with only the Mexican soccer teams post game sweat as my water supply and nothing to eat but asparagus (and I hate asparagus) just to have a seafood dinner over Skype with “Engaged and underage” on a dial-up connection.
Not going to lie, this article is good. Mostly because its 100% accurate and makes sense. That being said I applaud your multi-tasking ability and will take that sandwich you were making with one hand while typing this with the other. The sandwich IS ready, correct?
Not impressed.
Kill it with fire.
Let me know if you need any more rides home.
I think I just fell in love. Could be the bourbon and hunger talking though…
Too many. Regardless, the one who tried to make me look dumb really set himself up for a good shaming.
I really hate people who do this on here but, marry me?
calm down, didn’t say it was bad, just average. and Fratdusky go die in a fire
You’re right, pretty average.
Did you run out of candy to make a capital H?
this one made me chuckle
The TSM intern sounds like a bitch. Why is my dick hard?
blah blah balh…butt…blah blah blah…pee.
on another note; I fucking love pickles.
god damn do i love snickerdoodles
i would do horrible, horrible things to that young lady.
i’ll take one rub and tug please.
I didn’t realize economics was required for the Education Majors.
and you killed it.
Not going to lie, this article is good. Mostly because its 100% accurate and makes sense. That being said I applaud your multi-tasking ability and will take that sandwich you were making with one hand while typing this with the other. The sandwich IS ready, correct?
Your sacrifice would go down in history
a cooler is a god damn cooler.