Shoutout to all the sorostitutes who make their orifices readily available for the entire 4 to 6 years of undergrad, but keep clean enough that we can make use of said orifices without it burning when I pee the next morning, am I right ladies?
Glee fucking blew, but no 30 year old should die from mixed drug toxicity. Maybe we should write off counter insurgency as a viable tactical doctrine for dealing with the instability in the Islamic world and sink the hundreds of millions such a move would save into subsidized/charitably backed mental health and addiction services? Because if we can’t get hyped about ensuring the common man benefits from tax revenue expenditures before a foreign shadow government does then what the fuck CAN we get hyped about ladies?
Wow, spot fucking on Rachael. This is exactly what I come to this site for. I mean, you’re still a severely under qualified writer leaning back on topical jokes that were played out 6 months ago, but I really feel like every sorostitute I’ve ever met could relate to this on some superficial level that no sane man would ever care to comprehend. This is the shit that drives ad buys. And did you ever think that drinking $5 wine is the reason you lost your IUD? If you don’t treat your uterus right, how are you going to expect it to treat YOU right, am I right ladies?
Remember that time you wrote an article about the Handmaid’s Tale or whatever that stupid fucking show/book is called, got flooded with comments raising legitimate women’s rights concerns, then just told all those raising issues to fuck off? That was pretty frat. I bet you’re in grad school for something like music or sociology, not women’s studies.
When can we expect part 2 to this? Could herpes PSAs become the Fail Friday of TSM? I’m no marketing executive (because they’re all PC pussies nowadays), but I think this would work.
I actually keep a few pennies under my tongue throughout the day so that if I’m neck deep in a “friend’s” slot and the worst happens I can convince myself that what I’m really tasting is copper poisoning and not uterus lining, because if we can’t lie to ourselves then what the fuck did Kennedy die for? Also, if someone starts crying mid sex, and the opposing party pays them to stop crying and finish the job, does that legally constitute prostitution or is it a simple small business transaction?
What’s wrong with Rose eating ass in Titanic? It reverses stereotypical gender roles, it’s basically comparable to the new trend of world leaders appointing gender neutral cabinets. Not to mention that it was a full TWO DECADES ahead of the whole “you can’t put your finger in there, but your tongue is fine” trend embraced by the modern woman? As a side note, I’d let Jim Halpert fuck me because I feel like he’d stay and cuddle afterward until I told him that I was ready for him to leave rather than it being the other was around, and I find that refreshing. Some women can be so insensitive nowadays, I think I’m ready to give Jim a go, but just to see if he lives up to the hype, not to be gay or anything. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, you know?
If you deal with the emotional trauma of fake proposals by discussing you and your partner’s hopes and aspirations at length, I’d fake propose to you a few times a year, because I haven’t discussed my hopes and aspirations with anyone since my high school girlfriend Emily left me a year ago and she’s the only woman I’ve ever respected on a level deeper than physicality and biological responses and I think that the before mentioned scenario would give me some closure, and closure isn’t for pussies, not when you need to respect a girl on a mental level in order to not feel entirely numb even when you’re both doing stuff in bed that her ex got her accustomed to but you really just find to be degrading to her in a way that makes you uncomfortable?!
When you make the same type of joke a couple hundred times someone is going to start taking you seriously. Just like when you consent to your boyfriend moving into one of your holes that isn’t “conventionally” for baby making while you’re on your period for a few months straight he’ll become accustomed to that lifestyle. I just wish that Karen could get that fact through her FUCKING HEAD.
Damn right, that’ll show that TWAT who’s boss. Let that bitch know that youre the lead writer on a site that caters only to the greatest breed of sorostitute, the ones who couldn’t care less about the sanctity of their rear most orifices, and all she’ll ever be is a cunt!
Don’t know who the fuck Tyler Posey is, but it looks like he’s hugging a skinny but slightly muscular 30 year old man in that picture.
I don’t like self promotion, or you.
Right fucking on. Pseudo science > real science.
Fuck this movie
Real midget or pretend midget?
This picture isn’t very ethnic.
This picture is very ethnic.
Shoutout to all the sorostitutes who make their orifices readily available for the entire 4 to 6 years of undergrad, but keep clean enough that we can make use of said orifices without it burning when I pee the next morning, am I right ladies?
Glee fucking blew, but no 30 year old should die from mixed drug toxicity. Maybe we should write off counter insurgency as a viable tactical doctrine for dealing with the instability in the Islamic world and sink the hundreds of millions such a move would save into subsidized/charitably backed mental health and addiction services? Because if we can’t get hyped about ensuring the common man benefits from tax revenue expenditures before a foreign shadow government does then what the fuck CAN we get hyped about ladies?
Wow, spot fucking on Rachael. This is exactly what I come to this site for. I mean, you’re still a severely under qualified writer leaning back on topical jokes that were played out 6 months ago, but I really feel like every sorostitute I’ve ever met could relate to this on some superficial level that no sane man would ever care to comprehend. This is the shit that drives ad buys. And did you ever think that drinking $5 wine is the reason you lost your IUD? If you don’t treat your uterus right, how are you going to expect it to treat YOU right, am I right ladies?
Remember that time you wrote an article about the Handmaid’s Tale or whatever that stupid fucking show/book is called, got flooded with comments raising legitimate women’s rights concerns, then just told all those raising issues to fuck off? That was pretty frat. I bet you’re in grad school for something like music or sociology, not women’s studies.
When can we expect part 2 to this? Could herpes PSAs become the Fail Friday of TSM? I’m no marketing executive (because they’re all PC pussies nowadays), but I think this would work.
I actually keep a few pennies under my tongue throughout the day so that if I’m neck deep in a “friend’s” slot and the worst happens I can convince myself that what I’m really tasting is copper poisoning and not uterus lining, because if we can’t lie to ourselves then what the fuck did Kennedy die for? Also, if someone starts crying mid sex, and the opposing party pays them to stop crying and finish the job, does that legally constitute prostitution or is it a simple small business transaction?
What’s wrong with Rose eating ass in Titanic? It reverses stereotypical gender roles, it’s basically comparable to the new trend of world leaders appointing gender neutral cabinets. Not to mention that it was a full TWO DECADES ahead of the whole “you can’t put your finger in there, but your tongue is fine” trend embraced by the modern woman? As a side note, I’d let Jim Halpert fuck me because I feel like he’d stay and cuddle afterward until I told him that I was ready for him to leave rather than it being the other was around, and I find that refreshing. Some women can be so insensitive nowadays, I think I’m ready to give Jim a go, but just to see if he lives up to the hype, not to be gay or anything. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, you know?
You know what I’m saying, Rachel?
If you deal with the emotional trauma of fake proposals by discussing you and your partner’s hopes and aspirations at length, I’d fake propose to you a few times a year, because I haven’t discussed my hopes and aspirations with anyone since my high school girlfriend Emily left me a year ago and she’s the only woman I’ve ever respected on a level deeper than physicality and biological responses and I think that the before mentioned scenario would give me some closure, and closure isn’t for pussies, not when you need to respect a girl on a mental level in order to not feel entirely numb even when you’re both doing stuff in bed that her ex got her accustomed to but you really just find to be degrading to her in a way that makes you uncomfortable?!
When you make the same type of joke a couple hundred times someone is going to start taking you seriously. Just like when you consent to your boyfriend moving into one of your holes that isn’t “conventionally” for baby making while you’re on your period for a few months straight he’ll become accustomed to that lifestyle. I just wish that Karen could get that fact through her FUCKING HEAD.
Damn right, that’ll show that TWAT who’s boss. Let that bitch know that youre the lead writer on a site that caters only to the greatest breed of sorostitute, the ones who couldn’t care less about the sanctity of their rear most orifices, and all she’ll ever be is a cunt!