“No, that doesn’t make sense. I can’t be dehydrated. I haven’t stopped drinking wine since Sunday.” TSM.

Being the perfect balance of saint and sinner. TSM.

A sister returning the clothes you lent her two years ago. TSM.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. NS. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, elevated surface. TSTC.

Random guys saying “nice work” to the boy walking you home. TSM.