As a card-carrying male enthusiast of cunnilingus I think it is sexy as hell when a girl comes while your tongue is still down there. And this article does nothing to change how I feel about all that.
Good plan with the Jeep except you forgot the spare tire is RIGHT THERE in the picture. I love the freaks but goddamn some of you are really really stupid
So let me get this straight your advise in part 3 is to go somewhere and make yourself miserable to remind yourself of how un-miserable your life is? Sounds like a great idea if you have really low self-esteem.
As a card-carrying male enthusiast of cunnilingus I think it is sexy as hell when a girl comes while your tongue is still down there. And this article does nothing to change how I feel about all that.
On top of all that he’s only 19
Joaquin Phoenix and Lindsay Lohan seems like a match made in Heaven, I’m surprised that didn’t turn into something.
Hot Piece, you can take a chunk out of this hunk anytime.
Yeah that must suck to actually talk and get to know someone you want to seduce
Good plan with the Jeep except you forgot the spare tire is RIGHT THERE in the picture. I love the freaks but goddamn some of you are really really stupid
The lady shouldn’t see the check if she isn’t paying, so whether he is a bad tipper or not is irrelevant.
All of my tinder matches are my cousins. ROLL TIDE
These are all doubly true if you already have a job lined up before graduation.
The pink dress. So close, yet so far…
A douchenozzle, douchecanoe, and a douchebag all teamed up to steal this wedding dress! Might as well have been scarecrow, the joker, and bane.
Delete the text! You would think a police officer would know better than anyone to cover his tracks.
So let me get this straight your advise in part 3 is to go somewhere and make yourself miserable to remind yourself of how un-miserable your life is? Sounds like a great idea if you have really low self-esteem.
“Quid pro quo, Clarise, quid pro quo.”
No better way to display football etiquitte than a post-game blow jibber
Agreed, I would take her out to a nice dinner and call her the next day
^ Glad we got that cleared up
half chub in a speedo. TFTC.
You saw workaholics last night
The woman shouldn’t see the bill at all so whether the man is a good tipper or not is irrelevant