I read somewhere that female condoms can be inserted a few hours before sex so you could feasibly put one in before you go to the bar in case your man of the night “doesn’t have condoms.” Convenient for taking charge of your own sex life and not having to carry condoms in your purse but still..Shudder.
Or Mountain Brook. Holy Lilly obsession. I love my LP as much as the next girl but it’s a little extreme to obsess over it. Plus, as any current sorority girl knows, wearing Lilly that looks obviously like Lilly to a recruitment event is a Total Follower Move.
They’ve done studies on going braless and how it can actually be beneficial! I’m a 34D as well and I went a week without a bra and have never felt healthier, my back pain went away, and my panic attacks stopped because I could breathe easier. Free the nipple, baby.
Ok, I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking: can someone please explain how to make my boobs look like the girl on the left’s boobs? Asking for a friend…
First of all, this happened in the house, not at a strip club. Second of all, if you had actually watched the video it’s pretty clear that this happened on a mattress, not on a stage. I understand that this is a satire website but this article is a little too sassy for the serious nature of the content.
I read somewhere that female condoms can be inserted a few hours before sex so you could feasibly put one in before you go to the bar in case your man of the night “doesn’t have condoms.” Convenient for taking charge of your own sex life and not having to carry condoms in your purse but still..Shudder.
’90s kids = Born in the ’90s = old enough to have had/remember Razrs. ’90s kids does not mean that the Razr was out then.
Would honestly probably consider getting one again
This literally came out two weeks ago
Wait it’s literally like I wrote this.
Preach sister! I should send this to my mother.
Off-season imitation PSL: half chai latte, half white mocha. You’re welcome.
This is so hard to read I couldn’t get past the first few paragraphs
Or Mountain Brook. Holy Lilly obsession. I love my LP as much as the next girl but it’s a little extreme to obsess over it. Plus, as any current sorority girl knows, wearing Lilly that looks obviously like Lilly to a recruitment event is a Total Follower Move.
They’ve done studies on going braless and how it can actually be beneficial! I’m a 34D as well and I went a week without a bra and have never felt healthier, my back pain went away, and my panic attacks stopped because I could breathe easier. Free the nipple, baby.
Get it waxed! It’s actually a thing
I lost it at “in hour five”
Ok, I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking: can someone please explain how to make my boobs look like the girl on the left’s boobs? Asking for a friend…
Omg she looks like Casey from the show Greek.
The Diary of Iced Coffee and Knee Boots: Hot Mess. That one goes together well I think.
Looks like it’s just for big little reveal…or am I totally missing something here?
Wasn’t calling you out! Was calling the author of the article out.
First of all, this happened in the house, not at a strip club. Second of all, if you had actually watched the video it’s pretty clear that this happened on a mattress, not on a stage. I understand that this is a satire website but this article is a little too sassy for the serious nature of the content.
Not really sure how it’s Miley Cyrus inspired but adorable nonetheless!
Loved this but this article needed at the end there. Holy bold text, Batman.