Judging him by his ex’s sorority. TSM.

Viewing summer as a trial run for postgrad life. TSM.

Liking him less when he’s wasted, but more when you’re wasted. TSM.

“Oh, we don’t have favorites. We like to hang out with all of the fraternities on campus.” TSM.

50 shades of glitter. TSM.

On a scale from 1-formal, how drunk were you last night? TSM.

Feeling both proud and humiliated when your boy tells you you’re the first girl he’s cried over. TSM.

Abusing the power that comes from telling a guy at the bar that it’s one of your friends’ birthdays. TSM.

Feeling like you can relate to The Bachelorette because you have a hard time keeping your Tinder matches straight. TSM.