24 Fantasy “Sports” I’d Rather Play

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If you’re anything like me, your Twitter and Facebook feeds have been overcome recently by the male phenomenon that is fantasy football. Sports! Do the thing! Win the points! We get it. You’re obsessed, but it’s driving us crazy. We need an outlet too, which is why I decided to put together a list of the top X fantasy sports, if you will, that I’d much rather take part in.

1. Fantasy Mock Husband Draft

2. Fantasy Pinterest Closet

3. Fantasy Celebrity Formal Date

4. Fantasy Recruitment Draft Picks

5. Fantasy Reality TV Best Friend

6. Fantasy Reality TV Hunger Games Scenario

7. Fantasy Fraternity Mixer MO

8. Fantasy Pinterest Wedding

9. Fantasy “Which Fictional Character Would Be My Spirit Animal?”

10. Fantasy Foods I Wish Had Zero Calories

11. Fantasy Sports I Wish Didn’t Exist

12. Fantasy TV Series I Wish Had Extra Seasons

13. Fantasy Big/Little Picks

14. Fantasy Drinks I Wish Had Zero Calories

15. Fantasy Future Monogram

16. Fantasy Cars….For My Future Husband

17. Fantasy “The Bachelor” Bracket

18. Fantasy Careers for My Future Husband

19. Fantasy Rival Sorority Members You Wish Would Gain 20 Pounds

20. Fantasy Formal Locations

21. Fantasy Paddles

22. Fantasy Times I Wish I Didn’t Have to Give BJs

23. Fantasy Beers That Should Taste Like Moscato

24. Fantasy Exes You Wish Didn’t Count in Your Number

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RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at RecruitChairTSM@gmail.com

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