25 Hilarious Halloween Costumes To Force Your Boyfriend Into


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Boys are stupid. Not in the way that they’re not able to do well on tests or write well-formed essays. They just… they don’t care about Halloween like you do. And that’s stupid. For so many of them, it’s an uphill battle, usually culminating in “Fine. I’ll dress up if you figure out something for me to wear.” Well shit. You’ve spent so much time perfectly crafting your own costume that you forgot entirely about what to put your man in. Fret not. This is your chance to showcase your sense of humor, because you’re too busy trying to be naked to make your own costume funny. If you can’t come up with anything, feel free to copy some of these below.


Ghillie suit

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Your fat pledge brother


The Brazzers film crew


The Founding Fratters


Zach Mettenberger

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Captain Jack Sparrow




Dairy Wine cows


“Because you’re the cup”


Casual squirrels


Mike Ditka squadron


The Eiffel Tower

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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