30 Disadvantages of Having Big Boobs

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Cons

1. Your back always hurts.

2. Saying your back always hurts sounds like it’s just an excuse to bitch.

3. You look fat in a t-shirt.

4. You look slutty in a tank top.

5. When you see your A-cup bestie’s one-finger-to-cover nips, you start to get self-conscious.

6. Going bra-less is a luxury you’ll never experience outside the home.

7. The realization that you probably won’t be able to wear a backless dress at your wedding.

8. The VS associates don’t actually know shit about finding you the right bra.

9. String bikinis…easier said than done.

10. Boob envy: it’s like penis envy for the itty bitty titty committee, which, by the way, is out for blood.

11. That one girl friend who always wants to poke them.

12. That one guy friend who always wants to see them.

13. The “my eyes are up here” phenomenon.

14. You know pregnancy won’t be kind to them.

15. That moment he tells you he’s an ass man.

16. Slightly more difficult to get respect from…well, everyone.

17. “Come on, please! Just one pic! I promise I won’t show anyone!”

18. Running becomes a dangerous activity.

19. Motor-boating…it’s not sexy, and it’s not funny.

20. You either muffin-top out of your cute bras or graduate to a thick-strap full-coverage. (Hint: The advice “never graduate” extends to this scenario).

21. You’re pestered for rush boobs.

22. People assume you’re easy.

23. You haven’t worn anything that ties around your neck since the eighth grade.

24. They feel heavy like bowling balls, and just as painful, before your period.

25. That time you were fitted at a specialty store and found out you were actually something outrageous like a 32E but chose to ignore it.

26. It’s always your identifier.

27. Not all bras and swimsuits need THAT much padding.

28. “Are they real?”

29. “…Prove it.”

30. Every guy you hook up with wants to “try this cool thing” with you…and the “cool thing” is always titty-fucking…and it’s never cool.

Pro

1. You have big boobs, and that’s all that matters.

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  1. 1845

    Ladies, dressing like that does not make you a whore. That’s true. But you are wearing a whore’s uniform.

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    • Bobby BLOWden

      Fact. If I wear a cop uniform, I’m not a cop, but believe it or not, people will probably assume I’m a cop if I’m wearing a cop uniform. I wouldn’t be offended, because when i put on the cop uniform I had the common sense to realize that “Hmm. Maybe people will think I’m a cop if I go out in public wearing this” and subsequently probably wouldn’t be offended.

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  2. IamaG

    Response to number 20: Coming from someone who has worked at both VS and Nordstrom Lingerie, seriously go get a fitting at Nordstrom. They actually KNOW how to fit big boobs. Do not even set foot into VS for bras if you have big boobs. They don’t carry above a DD and really don’t know anything about fitting. At nordies, we’ll actually get you into your right size, then find the right bra for you. AND it’s a common misconception that if you have big boobs, you have to get an old lady bra if you want it to fit right. At nordies, there’s actually REALLY cute/sexy bras for larger sizes. I’m talking Betsey, Calvin Klein, Chantelle, La Perla, Simone Perele, etc. I’m not trying to like endorse my company, I’m just trying to give you some advice!

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    • sunfloweranchorlove

      Actually, I work at vs and I do know how to fit. I wardrobe women of all shapes and sizes on the daily. My store carries from 32 ddd to 38 ddd. We actually find their right sizes too. Plus, we have cute stuff in larger sizes. And sweetheart I’d know since I’m one of those 32 triples I speak of. Also, I can tell you just about anything you want to know about vs bras. Know your facts dear.

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    • IamaG

      Yeahhh, I actually wear a 30 band…aka the smallest band size possible. Didn’t say anywhere that I personally have big boobs. I just know how to fit them.
      And to the other comments, just because you have big boobs does not mean you’re fat. 90% of the girls I work with have DD-Gs and they’re TINY.

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    • Tallapoosa Snu

      ^you know they’re both full of shit about their bra size… they’re probably both b-cups that wear push up bras and are really insecure and jealous about it.

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