34 College Courses That Don’t Exist But Seriously Need To


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Rolling out of bed before noon, putting pants on, and attending snooze-fest classes is hard for many of us. But if these were real courses, there would be a lot more motivation for students to attend class.

  1. Sexual Education And Frat Boys
  2. Instagram Stalking: A Lab
  3. Makeup Contouring 101
  4. Physics 2121: How To Maintain Your Posture When Inebriated
  5. Marketing 2072: Convincing PNMs To Rush Your Sorority
  6. Holiday And Gift Giving Education
  7. Should I Hookup With Him? A Philosophical Course Explaining The Relation Between Being Under The Influence And On Top Of Him.
  8. Animal Sciences 1077: Puppy Appreciation (Puppies Included)
  9. Photography 2347: Intermediate Poses For The Instagram Addict
  10. Dance 1122: Drunk Dancing On Tables And Bars, And Actually Looking As Sexy As The Booze Says You Are
  11. Scientifically Proven Ways To Getting Your Boy Crush To Attend A Date Party With You
  12. Breakups: The Good, The Bad, The Tequila
  13. Physical Education For The Lazy Girl, Featuring Netflix And Twitter
  14. From Speeding To Public Intoxication: How To Get Out Of Tickets
  15. Fashion Merchandising 2201: Keeping Your Man Well-Dressed
  16. Biology 3954: Hair Growth Management
  17. Frat Theme Parties: A Seminar
  18. Secret Drink Hacks At Starbucks And An Examination Of How Basic You Are
  19. Interior Design 3246: Home Décor And Roommates
  20. Wifey Material: Do You Have What It Takes?
  21. Advanced Snapchatting: Balancing Cute, Funny, And The Correct Filter Selection
  22. Cooler Making: A Lab
  23. Understanding Fuckboys And The Art Of Ghosting
  24. Music 3010: The Girls Night Out Playlist
  25. Manscaping: A Seminar Exploring The Man Behind The Hair
  26. Communications 2335: Getting Out Of Trouble In A Standards Hearing
  27. Tailgating, Perfect Outfits, School Spirit And Other Important Elements To Game Day
  28. Your Intoxicated Friend Won’t Quit Crying, Now What? A Step-By-Step Course To Calm Her Down
  29. Principles Of Blowjobs
  30. 21st Birthdays And Hangovers
  31. Your Little Is Better Than Mine, And Other Myths
  32. Parents, Texting, And Money: A Course For The Broke College Student
  33. The Art Of Winning Over His Parents
  34. How Hammered And Horny Are You? A Drunk Texting Analysis

Skipping class would totally be a thing of my past.

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Kellie, spelled with an "ie," practically resides at Starbucks even though they have yet to spell her name correctly. She's obsessed with the color pink, Elle Woods, and Bitmoji's. Her biggest accomplishment is breaking the record within her sorority for how many standards hearings she has had without getting kicked out. She spends her free time trying to stay tan (i.e. sunburnt) and stalking people on social media.

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