What’s he doing? Why does he love you? Does he feel guilty about something? Is he cheating on you?
He asked why you’re wearing a hat inside.
And when you said “because, fashion” he rolled his eyes and snatched it off of your head.
He made you give back the sweatshirt you stole.
The teasing will never stop. Like, ever.
And despite it all, you know that’s he’s the guy for you. No matter how many times he makes fun of you for crying at Subaru commercials or singing Adele totally off-key. You’d still rather put up with his football Sundays, his annoying-yet-lovable friends, and his total lack of understanding for anything pumpkin spice, than not put up with him at all.