Keep calm and nostalgia on, because one of your all-time favorite Disney movies is finally getting a sequel. Tyra Banks, in her last ditch effort to cling to the jaws of youth and fame, has officially signed on for Life Size 2.
During Disney’s upfront presentation in New York City yesterday the network revealed that it will move forward with the sequel, originally released in 2000 (that’s 17 years ago if you haven’t gotten your daily dose of “YOU’RE OLD AS FUCK” yet). It’s set to premiere as in December 2018, this time as a holiday movie during the 25 Days of Christmas on Freeform, better known as ABC Family’s less attractive younger brother.
The original Life Size movie taught us some v important life lessons – like why you shouldn’t use someone else’s hairbrush – especially if it’s not Mason Pearson. The second installation, Eve has grown up and is awoken to help a young woman learn to live and love again, and along the way, experience the ups and downs of real life. The “cool moms not regular moms” at Freeform are calling the film a fun, edgy, modern Christmas movie.
No word yet on whether a half-drugged Lindsay Lohan makes a cameo. But for the sake of ratings and all that’s right in the world, she better. Oh, and btw @DisneyExecs, Hilary Duff and the rest of America are still waiting for The Lizzie McGuire Movie 2: Isabella’s Revenge..