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Americans Ranked Celebrities They’d Most And Least Want As Neighbors And Clearly No One Asked Me, Because The Choices Are Trash

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When it comes to picking and choosing the people we want in our lives, it’s no question that Americans fuck up quite regularly. Our divorce rate is one of the highest in the western world, and just yesterday I swiped left on a guy because he had a picture of himself outside a Thai restaurant and I got food poisoning from Thai once. But one thing that most Americans agree on is their overwhelming desire to not be around anything and everything Bieber.

Recently, the real-estate research firm Zillow conducted a study to find out which celebrity Americans would most hate to have living next door. And over one third of us said the Biebs.

As for which celebrity we’d most like to live next to, 14 percent of survey respondents said President Obama and his three lovely ladies followed by Dwayne Johnson (aka “The Rock”), at 13 percent. Check out the full list below:

The Best:
• The Obamas (14%)
• Dwayne Johnson (13%)
• Chip and Joanna Gaines (8%)
• Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi (7%)
• Adele (6%)
• Taylor Swift (6%)
• Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard (5%)
• Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner (5%)
• None of the above (28%)

The Worst:
• Justin Bieber (36%)
• Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna (23%)
• Tom Cruise (7%)
• Taylor Swift (4%)
• Tom Brady (3%)
• Ryan Lochte (3%)
• Billy Bush (3%)
• Alex Rodriguez (2%)
• None of the above (19%)

As you can guess, there is much that can be disputed about these lists. Wouldn’t you secretly love hearing Chyna strip Rob of his masculinity during their cuss-filled fights? Wouldn’t it be a blast seeing how mad Ryan Lochte would get after playing ding-dong-ditch at his house for a few hours? And what good is Adele, period, end of story?

One thing we can all agree on though: we’d probably rather never talk to our neighbors to begin with.

[via CBS]

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