We all hate potholes, and for obvious reasons. They spill our coffees, pulverize our tires, and make us grumpier than we already are. They are the speed bump’s ugly cousin, and they can burn in hell for all I care.

But you know what we don’t hate? Dicks.

One ballsy (no pun intended) artist is roaming the streets of Manchester, England, drawing attention to potholes by surrounding them with various penises. The artist goes by “Wanksy,” and officially has the strangest hobby possible.

I almost feel bad for the kids who have to see giant asphalt penises every time they walk to school, or little old ladies who are forced to stare at the giant schlongs every time they wait for a bus. I guess more than anything, these dicks are encouragement for the city to get off its ass and fill the potholes that everyone hates so much.

All I can say is that, were this artist located in my shitty college town, every road would be a non-stop parade of penises…and I’m totally okay with that.

[via Buzzfeed]

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to [email protected].

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