We all hate potholes, and for obvious reasons. They spill our coffees, pulverize our tires, and make us grumpier than we already are. They are the speed bump’s ugly cousin, and they can burn in hell for all I care.
But you know what we don’t hate? Dicks.
One ballsy (no pun intended) artist is roaming the streets of Manchester, England, drawing attention to potholes by surrounding them with various penises. The artist goes by “Wanksy,” and officially has the strangest hobby possible.
I almost feel bad for the kids who have to see giant asphalt penises every time they walk to school, or little old ladies who are forced to stare at the giant schlongs every time they wait for a bus. I guess more than anything, these dicks are encouragement for the city to get off its ass and fill the potholes that everyone hates so much.
All I can say is that, were this artist located in my shitty college town, every road would be a non-stop parade of penises…and I’m totally okay with that.
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