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An In-Depth Analysis Of Justin Bieber’s Ass

Let's Talk About Justin Bieber's Ass

You may or may not have seen Bieber’s recent Instagram, a picture that sparked has an insane amount of attention. The singer/felon/whatever he is these days uploaded a snap of himself on a boat and pointing into the distance. Not that any of us were actually following his index finger, because our boy Biebs just happened to be flaunting his bare, naked man butt.


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If you listen closely, you can hear heavy breathing worldwide as preteen girls everywhere experience a sexual awakening, and twenty-somethings like you and I internally compare this great Canadian donk to those we see scurrying out of our dingy college apartments on a weekly basis.

Let’s talk about this ass. I consider myself somewhat of a specialist on the topic of man butts, not because I have had a lot of encounters with them, but because this is the internet and you can pretend to be an expert on literally anything. In this case, I have to admit I’m a little bit disappointed. Something about this picture just isn’t doing it for me. Maybe it’s the filter, maybe the sun is shining too hard in all the wrong places, or maybe I’m just distraught because someone was still standing there when Justin turned around, and it wasn’t me. I’d knife a bitch to see what Bieber is packing.

Whether or not you admit it, something inside of you is harboring a shameful crush on Justin. So, my question to all of you is…

How do you feel about Bieber's ass?

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[via Jezebel]

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