Arkansas State AGD’s Recruitment Video Features A Life-Sized Squirrel Scurrying About The House


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Some sororities are blessed with really great mascots. Others have to make it work. Alpha Gamma Delta, lovely women I’m sure, got the short end of the stick with a squirrel. It’s not great. But they do what they can. The AGD women of Arkansas State University recently embraced their weird mascot in, well, a pretty weird recruitment video.

I couldn’t decide how I felt about this personally — the scurrying through the lawn, the foraging through the fridge, the fucking tail — but it’s been hailed “the funniest recruitment video I’ve ever seen,” by our own Danny Regs.

In any case, I appreciate that this is a group of pretty girls who decided they’d rather showcase their sense of humor instead of their ability to blow glitter.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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