Blac Chyna Is Pregnant And My Life Is Over


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Blac Chyna Is Pregnant And My Life Is Over

A few weeks ago, we came upon the following video, entitled “Blac Chyna Is Coy When Asked If She Saw Sonogram With Kim And Rob Kardashian”

Kim Kardashian accompanied Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian as they walked out of Kim’s gynecologist’s office. No way, I thought. There is no way this is what it seems. It’s just a rumor being spread by the paparazzi.

And now, the worst news of my life has just been confirmed by our very own Rob Kardashian.


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To quote my coworker Cristina Montemayor, “This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.” Haters will say that it’s hypocritical to hate Blac Chyna and love the Kardashians, but I say, nay. I can’t believe that Blac “Angela Kardashian” Chyna is carrying what is possibly the only heir to the Kardashian name.

And of course, I can’t hate the kid. But I hate everything else about this. The drama it will cause. The ripple it’s going to put in the family dynamic. I just can’t. People, myself included, are losing their minds.

Pray for them.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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