Much in the way Disney channel stars often grow into actual stars — Zac Efron, Selena Gomez, Shia LaBeouf and Hilary Duff (kind of) — MTV stars seem to grow into trashy celebrity wannabes with sex tapes. “Buckwild” couple Shae Bradley and Jesse J. (Shae is the girl, in case you were wondering — I certainly was) have recently taped themselves having what they call “trailer park sex.” Let the record show that I didn’t call it trailer park sex; they did. I’d never heard this reference to bumping uglies, but apparently it’s hick speak for “nothing fancy, down and dirty and a tad tacky — she doesn’t even take her shirt off.” Sounds incredibly visually stimulating. Either way, the bottom line is Farrah Abraham is pissed (probably). She fake orgasmed all over whatever was left of her reputation in the name of fame and now Shae Bradley has come to steal her spotlight.
The difference between the two performances being that the “Buckwild” stars may have filmed theirs out of stupidity rather than publicity. MTV producers say they knew about the video before the show started, but it’s only been released now that the show has been canceled. Shae admits:
“Yes there is a sex tape and I regret making it with someone who I obviously couldn’t trust and is looking to exploit the relationship we had.”
This is why you don’t make sex tapes, folks. Even if it’s just for you and your boyfriend, you shouldn’t make one. If for some reason you do, then watch it together once and immediately delete it. That is like Bad Decisions You Make Against Your Better Judgment 101. For Sha(m)e.
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