Check Out The “Charlie Bit Me” Kids Now


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Check Out The Charlie Bit Me Kids Now

I’ve never understood the thrill behind the notion “Want to feel old?” Like, no. I don’t want to feel old. That’s why I use anti-aging cream and buy extensions, and wear makeup, and photoshop my Instagram pictures — because I don’t want to feel old. Or at least I don’t want to look old, but that’s practically the same thing. But alas, “Where are they now?” photos are endlessly fascinating to me — a perfect way to get me interested in the same exact content. So let’s discuss where they are now. Remember internet sensation Charlie, the baby boy who bit his brother Harry’s finger?

Well, you did PUT your finger into the mouth of a child who is teething, Harry. You get a pass because you were adorable, and also three. Now, however, you’re a big boy of 11 years old, and up to your same old tricks.

Still adorable. Still British. Still obsessed.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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