Chris Pratt Wants You To Strive For Equality By Objectifying Men


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I love it when celebrities call for equality. We live in a time where popular Hollywood actors are more influential than political world leaders, because most people like to remain blissfully unaware of current problems. Lucky for us, Chris Pratt has jumped on the good-guy celebrity bandwagon and provided us with a solution for the major issue of inequality between the sexes.

What’s his solution? Chris firmly believes that in order to even the score between genders, women should objectify men as much as men objectify women.

In an interview with Yahoo, Chris stated the following in response to all the attention he’s getting for ditching his flab and acquiring a set of rock-hard abs:

I think it’s OK, I don’t feel appalled by it. I think it’s appalling that for a long time only women were objectified, but I think if we really want to advocate for equality, it’s important to even things out.

Not objectify women less, but objectify men just as often as we objectify women. There are a lot of women who got careers out of it, and I’m using it to my advantage. And at the end of the day, our bodies are objects.

We’re just big bags of flesh and blood and meat and organs that God gives us to drive around.

Isn’t he just the cutest thing ever? Wait, no. Let me rephrase, since we’re allowed to be perverts now: Isn’t he the sexiest piece of ass you’ve ever seen?

If Chris wants us to act like men, I just have one thing to say: DON’T MIND IF WE DO, CHRIS. Let’s start by gawking at some of his hottest on-screen moments.

Daaaaaaaaamn. 10/10 Would.

[via Yahoo]

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