Chrissy Teigen Offers To Be Kim Kardashian’s Surrogate

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Chrissy Teigen Offers To Be Kim Kardashian's Surrogate

Kim’s been toying with the idea of surrogacy for baby number three, after her two really difficult pregnancies with North and Saint. She talked about it the other night on her show, and I’ve heard rumors that this could mean we’re on the market for a surprise baby. A surprise. fucking. baby.

After Kim’s attack in Paris, and the media frenzy that followed her with the first two pregnancies, it makes sense that she might be interested in keeping a third pregnancy on the low — and since actually being pregnant is no longer safe for her, having a surrogate that the media knows absolutely nothing about would be a nice change of pace not to mention THE BIGGEST THING TO HAPPEN IN HOLLYWOOD IN OUR TIME. Like no joke, our generation’s moon landing.

However, the secret won’t be possible if friend and goddess Chrissy Teigen and her uterus save the day, which is possible. Chrissy, unlike Kim, had an awesome pregnancy, and says she “would be her surrogate in a second.”

Friendship goals. Weird. But friendship goals.

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