Ten real submissions that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
So what you’re saying is, he’s pretty much your boyfriend.
For me, a mutual boy is grounds for illogical hatred and poorly masked judgmental glares. But I guess bonding over the genital warts he gave you is more civil.
LYLAS!! (Except not like an actual sister, because you’re annoying and I don’t want anyone to know we’re friends.) BFFL GIRLLL!!!
Hugs solve everything.
Nothing like cultivating a social hierarchy based on collegiate affiliations to bond the fam at Grandma’s over Sunday dinner.
Ok. He downgraded. I get it.
“As a parting gift, I decided to let you in on my ideas on how to make y’all suck less. Bye.”
Did he look like he belonged on the cover of a romance novel geared toward 45 year-old divorces who have sandpaper where their vaginas should be? Did you love it?
There are 56 of them…I’m just gonna let that one sink in for a minute.
Congratulations. You dated a spineless, man-child who isn’t worthy of his ball-sack. Good for you.