Video games and I have a love-hate relationship. Okay, just kidding. It’s hate-hate. I hate Madden, Call of Duty, and Halo, but most of all, I hate FIFA. Maybe it’s because I played soccer and yet can’t get the hang of having to control all those tiny little players with one remote. Or maybe it’s because I spent an anniversary with an ex sitting on some dude’s couch watching him engage in a 7 hour long tournament (that he lost). Whatever it is, FIFA fucking sucks.
I’m sure that eighteen year old Danni knows exactly how I feel, since her boyfriend, Bradley, recently bought the newest edition of the game, FIFA ’16, and decided to express his excitement to the Twitter universe.
Bye Danni pic.twitter.com/FcQr0Bz6Qi
— Eazy B (@BradleyMeasor) September 24, 2015
Funny. Really cute. Just a-fucking-dorable, Brad. And apparently, Danni thought so, too, because she fired right back at him:
— Danni Bishopp (@dannibishopp) September 24, 2015
The tweets went crazy viral, with the majority laughing at Brad and a few confused people wondering why the hell he thought he could ignore someone clearly way out of his league.
getting so much hate pic.twitter.com/8l0m15DeCO
— Eazy B (@BradleyMeasor) September 27, 2015
Honestly, I think my favorite part of this is the fact that she chose such an awesome vibrator. I mean, look at that thing. It’s magnificent. Just the name sounds like the best thing to happen to vaginas everywhere. “The Mighty One.” Mighty what? Mighty orgasm? Mighty vagina? Mighty nice vibrator? I don’t even know but I’d like to find out.
Either way — bye, Brad. You can go shave your mustache now..
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