In today’s fast-paced social media world, faux-celebs need to work harder than ever to stay relevant. Prime example: former star of The Hills/tragic plastic surgery victim Heidi Montag. For reasons I don’t really understand, she shared her holiday wish list with The New York Post and it’s just kind of pathetic.
The five-item list includes:
An air fryer: “I have heard it is the secret to cooking! And since I cook so much, I can use all the tips I can get,” says Heidi.
Is that because you can’t afford to eat out anymore?
An organic mattress: “We need a new one! Definitely going to go organic…”
WTF is an organic mattress? Just buy a Tempurpedic like everyone else.
A Gap gift card: “My whole wardrobe is Gap!”
I can’t even mock because I’m pretty sure my entire outfit today is from the poor man’s Gap, also known as Old Navy.
A Thymes Frasier Fir candle: “It’s a splurge, but nothing like the holiday season smells!”
You know, $27 candles are probably why you can’t afford to eat out anymore. Just sayin’.
A card: “I love when Spencer writes me cards. From the heart and priceless…”
You mean cheap, Heidi. It’s ok, dude’s got to save up his money for his crystals.
Looks like it’s going to be a sad little Christmas at the Montag/Pratt abode..
[via New York Post]
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