Hilarious Kappa Delta Performs “The Roast Of Theta Chi” For Sweetheart Competition


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Meet Ali Hinman. Kappa Delta, Theta Chi Sweetheart contender, and all-around badass. I’m going to be honest, a small part of me thought the idea of competing to be sweetheart was a little bit bogus. Like if a group of guys just wants to sit around and revere me? Cool. I have to jump through hoops and like bake and shit to impress them? No, thank you.

Ali didn’t necessarily say she shared my sentiments. In fact, she didn’t say it at all. But when she was up for OX sweetheart at Towson University, she did something better. She fucking owned it. She went through the question and answer portion of her, and dressed up as one of the brothers during the “Show Your Theta Chi Pride” portion like a fucking pageant girl. And then came the talent portion.

Homegirl roasted the fraternity. And it was everything.

Be my sweetheart?

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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