Jennifer Lawrence’s Maid Found Her Collection Of Butt Plugs

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There are some celebrities that everyone just decides to hate (Kim), and there are some that everybody just decides to love (Beyonce). Oftentimes, the unified feeling toward a person comes in swiftly. Sometimes, I don’t even have time to form my own opinion on the given celeb. I’m just told, “We like her now.” One such example is Jennifer Lawrence. Now, I didn’t read The Hunger Games, which was followed by me not watching The Hunger Games. I thought she was fine in Silver Linings Playbook. I think she’s a pretty girl, but she’s the kind of pretty girl I could imagine going to high school with. She’s the kind of pretty that doesn’t make me feel bad about myself. She’s not intimidatingly beautiful, which is, I gather, part of the reason everybody likes her so much. I just tend to find myself more drawn to the uber beauties like Leighton Meester, and Jennifer Aniston, and Heidi Klum.

Personally, I don’t really get the obsession with J-Law. And it’s not that I have anything bad to say about her. Positive body image, rah rah. I’m just not obsessed with her — and saying “I don’t want to be best friends with Jennifer Lawrence” is like saying “bomb” on an airplane, so I’ve really, really been looking for a reason to fall in love. And now I’ve found it.

Apparently, Lawrence has a “copious amount” of butt plugs. They were given to her by a friend as a gag gift — yeah, someone spent like $50+ a pop on a “gag gift,” Jenny. I see you. She had this boxful of butt plugs in her hotel room with her (curious), and got nervous that housekeeping would find them, so she hid them under the bed. What do you know, the high-end hotels that celebrities stay in are not the seedy types of establishments that don’t clean under the beds. The maid found them, and our — yes our — girl was humiliated. Watch her tell Conan about it.

[via Jezebel]

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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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