Jen’s Getting Married!!!! (Finally)


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Hell has frozen over and Jen is finally going to make it down the aisle again… allegedly. I have always been a huge Aniston fan since way back when I first saw Friends. After watching Brad Pitt tragically leave her for an incestuous stick vampiress, and seeing her brief affairs with some of the sexiest men in Hollywood, I’m so happy to see that she’s finally settling down.

According to the National Enquirer (the most reliable source in news, of course), Jen is planning a smaller affair in Paris with touches of Greek Orthodox traditions to celebrate her heritage. Groom-to-be Justin Theroux is a flat out catch. He’s obviously hot and a funny actor, but he’s equally intelligent and witty. This is clearly evident when you look at his incredible screenwriting credits: Zoolander, Tropic Thunder, Iron Man 2, Rock of Ages, and Zoolander 2.

I say it’s a match well made. Maybe he can start writing funnier movies for her. Anyway the wedding planning is obviously in its infancy, so more details to come! I’m ecstatic for Jennifer Aniston, and I hope they start making beautiful children immediately after the honeymoon.


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