Remember two weeks ago when the world stopped turning because Justin Bieber deactivated his Facebook? When his fans got mad that he was posting pictures with his rumored (ex?) girlfriend Sofia Richie and then he got mad with his fans for getting mad at him and then Selena Gomez jumped in and said he cheated on her and then Justin deactivated his Instagram and Selena issued the most sarcastic apology ever? Yeah. That whole thing. Since that moment when his social media went black, society hasn’t been the same. It was a low blow for us. No more black and white selfies in cars. No more oversized shirts that would pass as dresses on sorority girls. No more passive-aggressive comments. It was sad and scary but somehow, we made it. We pulled through.
And now, he’s back. Thank God. And he has a puppy I guess. Double thank God.
And naturally, Twitter blew up with the #JustinReactivatedParty because how could this drama ever get old?
Welcome back Justin. I’m sure some people somewhere give a shit or something..
UPDATED: August 29 1:20 p.m. CST.
Welp, that was fast. After a few short hours of Justin being back in the IG game, he has deactivated. Again. I’m not sure what caused this, but I have a feeling it’s because most people didn’t give a shit that he was back. I hope whatever he’s doing, he’s happy. And I hope that he’ll be able to carry on without clogging our feeds with car selfies and videos of his puppy that doesn’t seem to love him all that much. Here’s to Justin Bieber, ex-Instagram God. I’m sure we’ll all miss him dearly.