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Kim Kardashian Embarrassing Her Main Bitch On Her Birthday Is All Of Us

Kim Kardashian Embarrassing Her Main Bitch On Her Birthday Is All Of Us

First thing’s first. Who is Stephanie Sheppard? She’s Kim Kardashian’s assistant and right-hand woman. And today is her birthday. And Kim went all out for Steph’s birthday like any good friend would do — by posting an Instagram photo, and let me just say, she did what all of us are secretly doing on our friends’ birthdays.

Happy Birthday @steph_shep I love this pic of us!

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

I am deceased. DECEASED. Kim just called ALL of us the fuck out for making our friends’ birthdays about ourselves. But she took it a few steps further.

She posted this embarrassing eating photo, while Kim herself looked like a glam star.

Seriously @steph_shep thanks for always having my back and eating all my left overs so they don't go to waste!

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

And then she called her out for being a hot mess alcoholic.

You're so professional @steph_shep So responsible & thanks for never drinking on the job!

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

And finally, as all good friends do, she concluded with the sincere laughing plandid to commemorate her love and wish her girl a happy birthday.

In all seriousness I'm going to be totally selfless for this one last post. Thanks for being my main bitch! Happy Birthday!

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

I wouldn’t say you’re *totally* selfless, Kim. I see what that booty do. But I love this nonetheless.

Image via Tinseltown / Shutterstock.com

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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