I used to love Lindsay Lohan. Like, LOVE her love her. She was cute and quirky and sassy and she starred in “The Parent Trap” and “Mean Girls.” She was everything…you know, until she became not everything. It actually really makes me sad when I think of just how far she fell from grace. She was, at one point, America’s Sweetheart. And now? Well, now she’s just a damn mess.
She’s been in and out of jail and rehab and her face now looks like that of a washed up fifty-year-old. But you know who apparently doesn’t realize she’s a mess? Lindsay Lohan. And you know who doesn’t realize that she is no longer the hot shit she once was (because, you know, years of hard drugs will do that to you)? Yep. Lindsay Lohan.
Apparently thinking that she is still the bees knees, Lohan decided to say “fuck it” to haters everywhere and posted a strange, kind of naked photo of herself on Instagram. You know, because nothing says “I have my life together” quite like “Hey! These are my tits.”
Why is she standing like that? Better yet, why is she WEARING that? Yes, Lindsay. It is, indeed, a #majorsituation. .
[h/t Perez Hilton]
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Catie Warren
From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: [email protected]
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