Mariah Carey is the Queen of Shade. A lot of people hate on her for being “mean” but those people don’t understand how glorious her level of bitchery is. It makes me feel some type of way. I strive to be that level of fabulous, honestly. She’s like a caricature of herself.
Her most recent victim? Demi Lovato, who is conveniently the Queen of Low Key Facilitating Celebrity Drama. Demi fired some shots at the original diva:
And Andy Cohen needed to get to the bottom of it. So donning a fucking black glitter bodysuit, MC let Andy know exactly what the fuck she thinks of Demi.
That’s how you handle shit..
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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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