I don’t know why people make such a big deal about Jell-O shots. They’re slimy, they don’t mask the taste of vodka at all, and they make me want to puke. I can see how they’re festive, though, and darties don’t really seem like darties without that token drunk kid walking around with a brightly colored tray and an unbuttoned shirt displaying his beer gut.
Tammy Jones, a 53-year-old woman from Oklahoma, definitely disagrees with me on the matter. The Eagle Bluff Resort employee and bus driver was charged with downing Jell-O shots while driving guests from the resort to the Illinois River, because apparently there’s nothing better to do in Oklahoma than get shithoused at random times throughout the day.
— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) July 31, 2015
Woof. I think I figured out why homework was drinking in the A.M.
The worst part is that apparently the guests were the ones offering her the shots. Not that it’s their fault, because she definitely should have said no, but it’s worth noting. Maybe she’s just desperate for friendship, or maybe she is just generally a reckless and irresponsible person. Which would explain why she’s a bus driver in the first place.
Tammy had a blood alcohol level of .07. So yeah. Bitch done got fired. .
[via Las Vegas Review Journal]
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