PornHub Offers $50,000 To Anyone With Information About The Kim Kardashian Robbery Because She’s “A Member Of The Family”


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As you have no doubt heard by now, Kim Kardashian was the victim of a robbery in Paris on Sunday. The thieves made off with $10 million worth of jewelry, including a $4.49 million ring Kanye recently gifted to her.

There’s a lot of speculation about who did this and how it happened. A lot of people think it was an inside job, or that it was Kim’s fault, or her bodyguards’. Some people even think it was all made up, and when I say “some people,” I mean one crazy guy on Twitter who everyone in my office is laughing at.

But PornHub isn’t here to blame Kim, or her bodyguards, or shitty French security. They’re here to help, by offering a $50,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the thieves. Corey Price, Vice President of PornHub, released the following press statement:

“Here at Pornhub we were deeply saddened to hear about the horrible incident involving Kim in Paris. We consider Kim to be a member of the Pornhub family and want to do all that we can to ensure that the perpetrators of this heinous crime are brought to justice. We are calling on all of our fans from around the world to come together and work collectively to provide any and all information relating to the crime so we can capture the criminals.”

Well, isn’t that nice, I guess, sort of. PornHub probably hosts Kim’s famous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray-J. I assume, at least. Not tryna watch that shit. But it would explain why they have sympathy for the reality star, unless they’re just trying to get her name out in the hopes that people will flock to her video and give them some views. Either way, kudos to PornHub for offering a whopping .5% of what was taken from her. Real humanitarian of you guys.

[via Elite daily]

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