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Quiz: What Kind Of Asshole Is He?

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It’s said at least once at your all-girl Sunday morning brunch: “All guys are assholes.” And even though the declaration is made by your friend Becca, who has bitterness down to an art-form, particularly when she’s four mimosas deep, she’s not wrong: all guys are assholes.

Before you get all indignant and start commenting about how your boyfriend/brother/father/gay BFF is not an asshole, let me explain my theory here. Being an asshole is as inherent to being a dude as having balls and a penis; it just comes with the territory. But how it manifests itself differs from guy to guy. Meaning that while every guy is indeed an asshole, just what kind of asshole he is can be a mystery. So if you’re struggling to pinpoint just what kind of jerk he is, here’s a quiz to help you out.

Men are the worst.

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Jenna Crowley

Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, and documenting her love of all things cheese related. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at JennaLCrowley@gmail.com.

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