Sarah Hyland Is Having A Post-Emmys Shameover


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Sarah Hyland Is Having A Post-Emmys Shameover

The worst thing about any party isn’t the hangover, but of course, the shameover — the memory of whatever embarrassing thing you did that just haunts you All. Day. Long. In the worst case scenarios, there is recorded evidence of you looking like a fool in public, so that the memory may live with you forever and ever. There’s no recovery. There’s only Twitter, giving you an outlet to at least acknowledge that you were, in fact, an asshole.

Which is exactly what Sarah Hyland did last night after the Emmys. The “Modern Family” star got her princess powers on last night, when she made moves like this one.

And this one.

And the media could not get enough of it. And Sarah wanted to die.

I just want to hug her. It’s so strange to see a celebrity — these superstars, who we imagine to have superpowers, and the super ability not to feel sad, or angry, or embarrassed — to be so vulnerable. But at the same time, it’s really not that bad. She took a silly picture, and if that’s the worst thing she did at the awards show, I say, she’s in good shape.

Plus this gives me hope that whatever embarrassing shit I did this weekend really wasn’t that bad.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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