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Some Dudes Celebrate The “Running Of The B*tches” At USC’s Sorority Bid Day

Some Dudes Celebrate The "Running Of The B*tches" At USC's Sorority Bid Day

We begin our journey with what appears to be some adult male twins, and I know that all children eventually turn into adults, but adult twins are strange. It’s just weird for there to be two of someone, and I don’t care what anyone says. I once ran into identical adult male triplets in a dorm stairwell, and it was the biggest trip of my life.

Anyway, accompanied by a non-twin friend, the boys took to USC’s campus on Bid Day, and recreated the “Running of the Bulls” — nay, the “Running of the Bitches” — complete with red flags, because we’re a bunch of animals.

I die.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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