Painting coolers is currently the leading cause of sorority girl insanity to date. The hours spent gripping a paint brush, prepping a piece of plastic, and never getting your lines perfectly straight is enough to send anyone over the edge. So, when Lindsay Vice was faced with painting not one, but TEN coolers, she was feeling a little overwhelmed. But instead of crying, drinking a glass (okay bottle) of wine, and giving up (like most of us would do), she decided to get creative. Like really creative.
Like “hilariously rewrite one of our favorite Disney songs,” creative. And guess what? It’s actually perfect.
Nailed. it. But why anyone would ever agree to paint more than one cooler is beyond me. Make me paint one once? Shame on me. Make me paint nine more? Shame on the human race. When I asked her
if she’s actually, legally insane why she agreed to this, her answer will melt your cold, jealous, heart.
I was planning on getting a job at home this summer but I ended up having ankle surgery this past Monday. I couldn’t work for the summer anymore but I needed some money so I put out on my Facebook that I was selling custom painted coolers! And I guess it was more popular than I had originally anticipated.
Still, she’s determined to do it with a smile on her face and a shit ton of mod podge. If she wasn’t so perfect, I would actually kind of hate her for completely winning at life. Watch out, Walt. There’s a new genius song writer sweeping the nation (or at least the “This Is Not A Cooler But…” page) and she’s speaking to sorority girls in a way your clichéd female roles never could..