Stop Spending Money On Chokers Because This Chick Wore A Friggin’ Shoelace And Fooled Everyone


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Honestly, chokers are a godsend. I don’t always buy into dumb fashion trends, but these babies look so. damn. good. Your outfit doesn’t even have to be that bomb if you’re wearing a choker. It’s more than a statement piece; it’s the accessory we need to keep around, forever. I say we just freeze time and carry on current day fashion trends for the rest of our lives, because I can’t imagine how it could get any better than this.

“But they’re kind of pricy, and I’m broke as shit.” Same, girl, same. But don’t worry, because Oklahoma student Katie Rosebrook is here to present us with the most mindless, yet genius hack yet.

Tricky bitch. Am I the only one who feels like they flushed tons of cash down the drain? I can list fifteen pairs of lace shoes I own that I do not give a shit about. But apparently shoe laces aren’t the only thing you can use to improvise.

I’m feeling very attacked by Forever 21 right now, because I’ve dropped a solid $50 on chokers in said establishment. I wish one of the salespeople had the balls to tell me I’m wasting my dough. We sorority women are better than that–what’s the point of learning how to craft if we can’t save a few bucks on accessories?

[via BuzzFeed]

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Lucky Jo is much less medicated than her mother and sister, and she tends to think that’s a good thing. She's the newest full-time addition to the Grandex office, which is probably why they gave her the shittiest desk. In her free time she enjoys scaring small children, judging her peers, and condescendingly talking to GDIs at Starbucks. Follow her on twitter for cat memes and complaints. Email her at

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