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Year after year, we patiently wait as every major and minor publication sends out its own version of what the biggest party schools in the country are. It’s a fun, little dick-measuring contest to see WHO GOES THE HARDEST. If you win, you get bragging rights among your peers and judgmental glares from your elders. What we never hear about, though, is which schools are categorically the most boring.
eCollegeFinder used College Prowler’s ranking system to determine which schools are the “tamest” in each state. More like LAMEST. This is useful, because now you know which of your friends to never visit at school. Actually, scratch that. If any of your friends attend Loser U., just remove them from your life. Immediately. You don’t need that kind of negativity.
Alabama – Athens State University
Alaska – University of Alaska Anchorage
Arizona – Arizona Christian University
Arkansas – Harding University
California – Biola University
Colorado – Colorado Christian University
Connecticut – University of Saint Joseph
Delaware – Wilmington University
Florida – Southeastern University
Georgia – Georgia Gwinnett College
Hawaii – Chaminade University of Honolulu
Idaho – Northwest Nazarene University
Illinois – Wheaton College
Indiana – Taylor University
Iowa – Dordt College
Kansas – Central Christian College of Kansas
Kentucky – Asbury University
Louisiana – Louisiana College
Maine – University of New England
Maryland – The University of Maryland – University College
Massachusetts – Bay Path College
Michigan – Spring Arbor University
Minnesota – University of Northwestern – St. Paul
Mississippi – Mississippi College
Missouri – Evangel University
Montana – University of Great Falls
Nebraska – Bellevue University
Nevada – Nevada State College
New Hampshire – Rivier University
New Jersey – New Jersey City University
New Mexico – Institute of American Indian Arts
New York – CUNY Queens College
North Carolina – Montreat College
North Dakota – University of Mary
Ohio – Cedarville University
Oklahoma – Oral Roberts University
Oregon – George Fox University
Pennsylvania – Messiah College
Rhode Island – Rhode Island College
South Carolina – Bob Jones University
South Dakota – South Dakota School of Mines & Technology
Tennessee – Southern Adventist University
Texas – Southwestern Assemblies of God University
Utah – Brigham Young University
Vermont – Norwich University
Virginia – Liberty University
Washington – Seattle Pacific University
West Virginia – Bluefield State College
Wisconsin – Alverno College
Wyoming – University of Wyoming
And among these 50 schools of non-partiers, the top 10 LEAST fun schools in the country are as follows:
Virginia – Liberty University
California – Biola University
South Carolina – Bob Jones University
Alabama – Athens State University
Pennsylvania – Messiah College
Indiana – Taylor University
Oklahoma – Oral Roberts University
Maryland – The University of Maryland – University College
Arkansas – Harding University
Illinois – Wheaton College
At least their parents are proud. Jesus is probably pretty proud, too.
[via eCollege Finder]
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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