The “Orange Is The New Black” Trailer That Was Just Released Is Much More Important Than Whatever You’re Doing


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The show that made us feel like prison might not be that bad. The show that made us say “yeah, I’d hook up with hot Donna if I had the chance.” The show that made us lay on the couch for hours (okay days) straight, just so we could finish the entire season in one, erotic, sitting. “Orange is the New Black” has completely taken over our lives, and we are so not sorry about it. Today, we get a sneak peak of what’s to come in season three. And it. is. everything.

It’s totally normal if you feel like you were just reunited with your best, incarcerated friends after a very long time. OITNB is set to be released June 12 on Netflix, and until then we’ll just have to wonder: Will everyone try to kill each other again? Will Piper decide which team she bats for? Can we somehow get sent there? I mean, I’m sure we all have a bitch we’d be fine running over if it meant hanging out with these ladies. I’m looking at you, ex-girlfriends. #SorryNotSorry

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