The Perfect Formal Date Application That We’ve All Been Waiting For


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Formal Applications

Unless you have a boyfriend, figuring out who to take on formal is actually miserable. You have to ask friends, send out Facebook messages, and feel like a total loser just to find someone who will make you, well, not feel like a total loser. Then once you ask this random, you’ll be freaking out wondering if you’ll actually connect. Will he be a complete tool? What does he expect from you? Will he buy you late night Taco Bell?

Ugh. Too many questions. Not enough answers. So, I took it upon myself to create a handy “Sorority Formal Application” that you can hand out to all of your potentials. With these answers, you’ll be able to determine what he expects, what he’s packing, and if this could actually become a thing.



Just remember. If you two end up getting married, I expect an invitation, an open bar, and a Chipotle gift card.

(yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable. Hate mail and puppy videos can be sent to:

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