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This Little Girl Had The Most Fun That Anyone Has Ever Had At Disney

Meet Lane, a little girl whose mother is a (former professional) seamstress. All little girls want to meet Disney Princesses, and all little girls want to be Disney Princesses, but thanks to her mom’s incredible sewing skills, Lane is far closer to it than we’ll ever be. Did I say “we”? I meant they — the little girls — a group I am no longer a part of. Do we just give up and let her win Halloween now, or…?

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A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

A photo posted by Lane the Wee One (@ferdalump) on

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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